words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck
no stop dude literally like seriously fuck i always say this
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay
1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with
2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life
Can I make this for someone?! :o I really wanna try this but I don’t really like eggs…
this is so beautifully simple and extravagant i think i might cry about it.
I LOVE THIS CLASSY ASSHOLE
WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL MY LIFE?! Also, my boyfriend has never eaten a scrambled egg, or even an egg, ever. Weirdo.
Well, now you can make him some, Ramsay style.
Classy motherfucker, I love him, and anyone who can make scrambled eggs look like an art.
- expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
- reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog